December 2011
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Things I do not give a shit about:
myfriendcorey:
Your fantasy hockey/football/baseball team. The last fucking thing I care about when I’m watching my team play is how “Cam Newton needs to throw for 500 yards to clinch you a playoff spot this week” or whatever. I just root for my team and watch other games with an objective interest.
Not that I have anything against people who play fantasy sports since I used to be big into that...
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You know what's horrible?
When you meet a weird person who also happens to suck. Disappointing.
If you think vaccines cause autism, please shut...
"When you see it, you'll shit bricks."
This term should have been permanently retired at least 4 years ago.
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I withdraw my last two posts.
OVERTIME WIN!
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Balls.
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FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
GOD DAMN IT SHIT FUCK ASS COCK FUCK
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I will never know the pain of child birth.
But surely it can’t be worse than watching your hockey team play well for 56 minutes without scoring any goals.
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*TW for cissexism, harassment*
lifeisfeedingcaketozombies:
tastingyouinrain:
This is horrible and I’m upset, but I think it’s important that you read this. I just encountered one of the most fucked up situations I have ever witnessed.
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I generally don’t reblog things like this, but this is a fucking problem. I’ve experienced something similar to what happened here and it’s not right. Beyond pissed.
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Submit your complaints. →
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
Friend: Hey man, while you're in the mall I'm gonna go look at Dick's.
Me: Hahahahahahahahahaha
Friend: Shut up, you know what I mean.
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Holy shit, Parks & Rec is funny.
Dear lord.
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mapleswede:
I’m pretty sure the Leafs don’t care if YOU specifically gained their respect or not.
They’re going to play for themselves and every fan who supported them through everything.
Yay, rational fans!
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Re: Bruce Springsteen performing with The Gaslight...
I have NEVER heard crowd noise on a YouTube video like that before. Absolutely crazy. What I wouldn’t have given to be there.
escapetheheat asked: I can't think of any stupid questions. So hi.
Okay, tumblr, okay.
This winter break (which starts tomorrow afternoon), I will FINALLY start watching Parks & Recreation, as part of my ongoing effort to be three years behind on everything.